This Is Why You Don't Leave The Keys In The Tractor

I saw this while looking out the kitchen window. Damn octopus done stole my tractor. Now he's gonna ruin all my pumpkins and rutabaga's, not to mention the innocent radishes. All I can do is get on the three wheeler and take the squirrel rifle in an effort to save the rest of the crop. She might get ugly Mary-Belle so keep them youngins indoors. Promise to bring each of ya'll a tentacle.