Wednesday, June 23, 2010
And You Wonder Why My Head Explodes
My mother just told me she wanted to get her nosed pierced and asked me what that would be like? I told her she should but that they also make diamond studs that just slick on your face and look like a piercing. That pleased her to no end. Either I am going crazy or she is. Either way I have a feeling it's all coming down to her or me and I don't like my chances.
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Cal, your Mom sounds absolutely wonderful.
She needs a leather jacket. I mean like a real biker jacket, not some Gucci thing.
SHUSH, she will hear you. YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP HELPING NOW.(LOL). She also told me that some rich men are chasing after her but she is afraid that her BAGGAGE will run them off. I nievly ask, "What baggage?" "Well, you of course." she answers.
Well if she feels that way she can just run of with her 'Gigola Geppetto' and I will be fine in this house.
She already married once for love so she better marry again for money or not at all.
Oh, my God, your Mom is a scream! That's funny.
She is a rock star waiting to break free, man!
"You of course"! Baaahaaa Wish my mom was 1/2 a cool as yours.. Here's an idea, why don't you both get matching nose piercings (they don't hurt)
You guy's don't understand. My father and sister were the ones who would act out in public especially when the family was say at a BBQ or at the Legion. She was my ally. She would agree that my Dad and sister were REALLY over the top. Now she is the one going over the top and I am on the other side all alone. And YES, I do understand that if I am the calm one that the rest of my family must be crazy.
My grandmother used to have a saying that might be apropriate: "We're all a little queer, dear, except for me and thee, dear, and thee's a little queer, dear."
I see now where you're coming from about your mom, but I honestly don't think you need to worry. I've seen this kind of thing happen. I doubt your mom is going insane.
Good Moms like yours have deserved the right to anything they want. More power to her.
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