So I am just walking around the house this morning and something just doesn't feel right. I sit down on my leather computer chair and suddenly realize what it is. I have ripped the ass out of my shorts. How I did that I have no recollection which is a scarier feeling than bare ass on leather.
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I can think of a few scarier things, like realizing you had you ass bare in public until you returned home.
That sucks...At least you weren't at school naked...Or was that just me?? In a dream...
Awww, you're sweet. Both of you. I do have those dreams though but I am not naked. I have spilled water on my crotch and everyone get's the wrong idea.
If you put the shorts on after you got up it's okay.
If you were wearing those shorts while you were sleeping... might be time to start worrying.
Are you suggesting MD that I was visited in my sleep and violated, or 'probed' as the kids call it? The second scenerio you mentioned in the truth. I woke up that way. OMG. I need a crisis counsellor right now.
Uh oh...
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