I signed up in case anyone needed an extra player but I haven't got called in a week. It has just broken my fragile little spirit. And five pin is an entirely different animal. It's such a CANADIAN thing to use a smaller ball and less pins and have to use precision and technique. You just can't muscle over the game and hope to be successful.
The only thing better than a curling club cheeseburger was a bowling alley cheeseburger. Every kid on the military bases I lived on bowled. It was like in our genetic make-up. Saturday wasn't Saturday without cartoons, bowling, Road Runner and Hockey Night In Canada when I was a kid.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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This is the saddest post ever. I'd take you on my team. I suck at bowling, mind you. Love the sport but my arm just doesn't turn inwards enough.
I signed up in case anyone needed an extra player but I haven't got called in a week. It has just broken my fragile little spirit. And five pin is an entirely different animal. It's such a CANADIAN thing to use a smaller ball and less pins and have to use precision and technique. You just can't muscle over the game and hope to be successful.
I think your spear puts people off...perhaps if you try wearing shorts instead of that mudflap?!
But the spear is only made of licorice? And beside, if the tentacled ones attack you are going need it.
Pins go down! Here in New Zealand there's a place for you on our team. It might seem like a long way to come but the beers are on me.
Thanks Nick. I will start work on that coconut raft this afternoon.
My Mom was an amatuer bowler, i spent many an hour in bowling alleys as a kid..i get so nostalgic hearing pins getting knocked down...
Come bowl with me..
The only thing better than a curling club cheeseburger was a bowling alley cheeseburger. Every kid on the military bases I lived on bowled. It was like in our genetic make-up. Saturday wasn't Saturday without cartoons, bowling, Road Runner and Hockey Night In Canada when I was a kid.
There's a bar in Koreatown that is oh by the way attached to a bowling alley. We went there once. Most fun I've had in YEARS.
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