Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I Don`t Trust Cows


I don`t mind all the aliens kidnapping our Bovine`s but I don`t know if I trust the ones that are brought back. That just reeks at desperation and alien nerds needed dates for some alien prom. That is why most cows they return are wearing corsages.

6 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

Oh, now that's just wrong!

TS Hendrik said...

Cows are responsible for cheese and other niceties. That's why the aliens take them. The only animal they have on their planet that they can milk is a three legged semi-aquatic monkey-shark. And the milk just tastes like fish.

Pearl said...

Cows can't be trusted in general. I got a Guernsey over here that's owed me $20 for almost a full year now...

Pearl

sambo said...

I Trust Cows...
To Taste Good
That's Why We Have Great BBQ
Har In Texas
We Don't Even Have To Deal
With Those Tentacled SOBs
They Deliver Overnight

Contemplating Cadie said...

What's with all the farm people reading this blog? So my husbands nick name is Mama Cow, and with a nick like that, you know, he can totally be trusted.

And TS is right about the fish milk... it is most definitely an acquired taste.

Kal said...

Well to be fair the people who reach this flog are more fans of alien abjuction that they are of farm life. Personally the farm always scared the hell out of me. I would hide in the house and scream as my little sister got all bloody with her little axe as she chooped off the heads in one might chop - and she was FOUR. That place may have had wild berries growing everywhere but that place is just not right.