I would LOVE to have an office cat. But I'm sure HR would have a fit if I brought one of my "children" to work with me, no matter how sweet & awesome they are.
Darn those allergic people for ruining my work life. Instead I have to content myself with tons and tons of pics.
Keep captioning Cal, several of your best adorn the walls of my cage..uh...I mean cubical.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
Those are so funny!
Cats exhibit excellent leadership qualities. Unless they don't want to...
It's so fun to have a cat in the office!
I like how they refer to the office fridge being the 'Vietnam of food storage'. That is so true.
Every office needs a cat. I love library cats or bookstore cats. It just makes everything calmer. Even prison cats have been shown to reduce tension.
I just don't enjoy seeing them in nursing homes because they always go to the people that are just about to die. They know. They can hear the rattle.
I would LOVE to have an office cat. But I'm sure HR would have a fit if I brought one of my "children" to work with me, no matter how sweet & awesome they are.
Darn those allergic people for ruining my work life. Instead I have to content myself with tons and tons of pics.
Keep captioning Cal, several of your best adorn the walls of my cage..uh...I mean cubical.
How many 'children' do you have? How come I have never seen pictures of them, or your cosplay?
If you are the only one who appreciates them then that is worth it enough for me to keep doing them. I think I am feeling inspired again.
Sweet mercy those are funny!
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