Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Only Available In Canada

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Only Available In Canada

9 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...: Only in Canada, eh? Pity...

For the suckers who don't live here! Whoo-hoo!; January 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM
csmith2884 said...: Only in Canada, the 3 meats must be polar bear, stag and venison...well hell now I want one even more.; January 2, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Kal said...: Whoop Whoop foriegn bitches...what you think of me now?

They also make a nice Narwal, Wolverine, and Prairie dog version that is to die for.; January 2, 2011 at 5:17 PM
csmith2884 said...: Now you will read about me smuggling them across the border for a huge pizza pop fest. I am a complete Anarchist when it comes to snack foods. Can't get enough good narwal,wolverine and prairie dog here stateside.; January 2, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Kal said...: And there is nothing worse than knowing that you had to resort to artificial narwal to fulfill your craving.; January 2, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...: TEASE! Dang you, Kal. I've been living in the States for more than ten years now and one thing I truly miss iz ma pizza pops! Those Hot Pocket things don't even come close. Think I wouldn't mind marrying me some Poppin' Fresh. `Bout done with the current idiot anyway.; January 3, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Kal said...: My sister got a poppin fresh vinyl figure as a kid. He came with a wife (?). Who knew he was married - that shilling for the company was only his day job and he had to drag his ass home after a hard day only to come home to THAT.

Plus I figure that anyone that tried to push is belly to hear the sound when he wasn't being paid for the priviledge must have just drove him to drink.

Poppin' Fresh was one complicated guy.; January 3, 2011 at 10:14 AM
csmith2884 said...: I bet with that laugh and happy smile all day, he spent his nights in a cave with his computer and.....oops; January 3, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Kal said...: To quote Fred Flintstone - "Droll Wilma, very droll."; January 3, 2011 at 1:32 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.