Sunday, January 2, 2011

Silver Bullet Award - Westboro Catholic Church


Don't you worry about there not being enough bullets for all of you hillbillies. I got a whole case of silver ammunition set aside special for you.

After getting overwhelming (it wasn't even close) votes this year you have been awarded the Canadian Cave of Cool's Silver Bullet Award.

From their past as protesters at the funerals of fallen soldiers (God killed your son because he hates gays) to their leader's (Yosemite Sam) UNBELIEVABLY naive and insensitive racism (on his pledge to burn the Holy Quran on September 11) they have lost their privileges to be part of the human race any longer.

You breath air that is no longer your right. You are creepy and ugly in looks and in your black black hearts. It's time the collective psyche of man shows you what God REALLY hates - homophobic embarrassments to the gene pool.

I wish you an eternity of agony within the 'pit' because that is surely the only final judgement you should and will receive. Fuck You.

8 comments:

Katie said...

A well deserved winner. Oh, and Happy New Year Cal!

Kal said...

Same to you Katie girl.

Sam G said...

Hear, hear!

Mitchell Craig said...

Well bowled, Calvin!

Kal said...

Mitchell - They did make it incredibly easy for me by placing those rails in the gutters for the ball to bounce off of.

Paladin said...

Having met the Westboro bunch in person, I can attest that they would benefit from a lot less "crazy" and significantly more basic dental hygiene.

Kal said...

I think we have found an issue on which there can be total agreement. You conservatives have the guns. We anarchists like to start fires. Why don't we pack a lunch and have us a good old fashion turkey shoot and burning of the witches. I will have the Mrs whip up some of her cherry cobbler. It's to die for.

Pat Tillett said...

Oh yeah, give it to them right betwixt the eyes...