Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Cool Fantasy Land Map

Friday, February 18, 2011

Cool Fantasy Land Map

15 comments:

D.I. Felipe González said...: They haven't charted Banalandia, República de los Cocos, nor Disneyland. Crap.; February 18, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Unknown said...: Got all the other ones covered; February 18, 2011 at 4:57 PM
DrGoat said...: Wow. Whoville is right next to Mordor. Should make for some interesting border traffic.; February 18, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Kal said...: I would rather face Sauron and his Orc army than ever deal with those freaks from Whoville. Did you see their Christmas presents? That is some messed up bullshit.; February 18, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Belle said...: I'm getting on the first ship to Neverland.; February 18, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Drake said...: But..where is Xanth?; February 18, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Kal said...: You tell me Drake. Where would you put it.; February 18, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Levi Krause said...: I say we BOMB Sodor, and take all their diesel fuel. Stupid trains.

and how CONVENIENT that Whoville shares a border with Mordor... that explains a LOT.; February 18, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Kal said...: Those freakin' Whos. They give me the willies.; February 18, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Megan said...: Interesting mix, and there's a few I don't know. That's a good thing though. I need some new stuff to read.; February 18, 2011 at 9:00 PM
Drake said...: Xanth looks very much like Florida, so it'd have to be on some oddly rude shaped piece of land.; February 19, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Alex J. Cavanaugh said...: And if someone wrote a book, wouldn't that be one messed-up world!; February 19, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Sarah said...: To me a few are missing...Pern, Arrakis, Mid-land...but what a neat concept. Of course it would be impossible to make every fantasy fan (like me) happy; February 20, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Kal said...: Well in fairness, Arrakis was a whole planet. I can just imagine a group of those Whos out for a walk and walking into a Fremen sietch.; February 20, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Sarah said...: Yeah Whos and Fremen get along like Whos and Sauron.; February 20, 2011 at 5:40 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.