Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Meow Mix

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Meow Mix

14 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: Hahaha, good ones. Love the school picture goober and also the cargo pants -- cute cargo!; February 22, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Lana Banana said...: please tell me you find these already captioned.

no mere mortal could have concocted these--they are just way too funny and adorable!; February 22, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Alex J. Cavanaugh said...: That first one brings back nightmarish memories of school photo day...; February 22, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Kal said...: Lana - It's embarassing to admit that I write them all myself. When I see the image the whole story of that moment pops instantly into my mind. It's a gift to be able to see them like that. Thanks for getting the joke.

Alex - I was always so paranoid about getting dirty or having a pen explode in my pocket. There was nothing more relieving than when the whole stressful event was over. Taking a good picture was the least of my worries.; February 22, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Lana Banana said...: OMG. really? you write them all yourself?

now we're DEFINITELY getting married.

am drafting our prenup this very moment . . .; February 22, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Kal said...: Can you do accents? I would like to pretend you are my mail order bride from the Ukraine. Just fill a box with potatoes or bananas (because you are Lana BANANA) and we can ship you here.

I used to post LOL cats but then started doing them myself after seeing so many cat pics on Tumblr.; February 22, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Lana Banana said...: weeeeeeell, i was born in costa rica, so i can do a latin accent.

does THAT work?

plus, i minored in spanish literature at UCLA and got straight As.

AND i can bring bananas. lots.; February 22, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Unknown said...: Lana Banana seems to have the hots for you Kal; February 22, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Kal said...: Well I think our negotiations are at an end. You bring a lot to the table. I will have my people contact your people if that is acceptable to you.; February 22, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Kal said...: Lana is alot of fun Odie. It's great when someone can keep the conversation going like that.; February 22, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Kal said...: Do you blame her? I am both the 'bees knees' and the 'cat's pjamas'.; February 22, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Lana Banana said...: odie: think? think?!

can ANYONE help it?

the man's hilarious. and his beard can put even the manliest of men to shame.; February 22, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Lana Banana said...: . . . having said that, it IS sort of turning into the "kal and lana show", so i'll lay off.

tah!; February 22, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Kal said...: NO NO NO...preach on sister girl. Everyone needs to hear what you think. They get tired of me saying how great I am all the time.

Also, the 'Kal and Lana' show would be a huge hit on radio before making the move to late night TV.

Believe DAT!; February 22, 2011 at 4:50 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.