Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Do I Have To Say It? Kitties Are AWESOME

Monday, February 21, 2011

Do I Have To Say It? Kitties Are AWESOME

13 comments:

Pat Tillett said...: I'm surprised there aren't more ladies savaged by kitties for trying to leave the house in hideous sweaters around Christmas.; February 21, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Kal said...: Women can get away with wearing the most hideous of sweaters especially if their...puppies...are impressive underneath them.; February 21, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Belle said...: I love that last picture and caption.
By the way, you probably already know, but I found out there is something called a tree octopus. It actually lives in trees.; February 21, 2011 at 7:31 PM
Kal said...: That is a made-up creature. It is an educational tool to teach kids not to believe everything they see on the Internet. It got me too the first time I saw it. Then I remembered that something without a single bone in their bodies can't possible live out of the water - let alone not dry up. It's easy to be fooled. Remember those TV commercials about the 'House Hippos' who used to live on the crumbs from peanut butter toast? Same thing. Looks real but isn't.; February 21, 2011 at 7:35 PM
Belle said...: Wow, they sure got me! That is funny.; February 21, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Hahahaha, love the evolution of cats!; February 21, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Kal said...: Kitties rule the Internets.; February 21, 2011 at 8:15 PM
Lana Banana said...: they DO rule, kal.

. . . gahd, i love pussies.; February 21, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Kal said...: We should get matching jackets that say that very thing, Lana. Shout your peace loud and proud, kitty kat...and swing because like Frank Sinatra said, "You are platinum, baby.; February 21, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Lana Banana said...: ROFL. you make me laugh. hard.

we WILL get matching jackets, you and i. shiny pink ones, like in the "grease" movies.

you + me forever.; February 21, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Cats are evil any statement that says otherwise is invalid.; February 22, 2011 at 12:15 AM
Kal said...: Sure they are Rouise. That is what makes them so great.

Oh and Lana, if I gotta wear the pink jackets, we might as well invest in the shiny pink pants too. Go full retard on that look; February 22, 2011 at 5:57 AM
DrGoat said...: Kitties seem to rule our house too.
Love that mime kitty.; February 22, 2011 at 7:07 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.