yes, yes, you're all adorable, cuddly, sweet and full of spice and everything nice . . .
you know, all of you, except that military commander who was breaking into single women's homes, stealing their underwear . . . eventually killing several of them . . . what's his name?
I was hoping you wouldn't find out about him. Doesn't really look good for us does it? Now all the brochures we put out encouraging tourists to visit and meet him have to be recalled and changed. In hindsight we really should have done better research into his background. Hope you aren't one of those women who fall in love with prisoners because they can't find a good Canadian man among the law abiding.
I hate when people fail to Courtesy Wave. Its right up there with holding a door open for a Woman to walk through only to have her open the door next to it and walk through that one instead like you're not even there.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
9 comments:
You guys still have station wagons up there?
Of course. As long as bodies need to be transported they will always exist up here.
Hi Dudley DoRight!
OK! This hit me in just the right way. I'm still laughing.
yes, yes, you're all adorable, cuddly, sweet and full of spice and everything nice . . .
you know, all of you, except that military commander who was breaking into single women's homes, stealing their underwear . . . eventually killing several of them . . . what's his name?
ah, yes, col. russell williams.
all of you, except HIM.
I was hoping you wouldn't find out about him. Doesn't really look good for us does it? Now all the brochures we put out encouraging tourists to visit and meet him have to be recalled and changed. In hindsight we really should have done better research into his background. Hope you aren't one of those women who fall in love with prisoners because they can't find a good Canadian man among the law abiding.
I hate when people fail to Courtesy Wave. Its right up there with holding a door open for a Woman to walk through only to have her open the door next to it and walk through that one instead like you're not even there.
Makes you want to yell "HEY!"
I think the "Courtesy Wave" in the USA is the middle finger...you guys are too nice. :)
This is just so true. I get so angry when I don't get the "Thank You" wave!
Grrrrrr!
((Hugs))
Laura
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