Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Ostrich Are So Smug

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ostrich Are So Smug

12 comments:

Pat Tillett said...: That's so funny! Maybe a swift back kick and disembowelment would improve the customer service around there...; February 17, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Unknown said...: Good point. Nobody helps these days anymore.
"Mr. Bird! Can I help you please."
Nahno ∗ McLein ™; February 17, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Belle said...: I would do whatever that ostrich says. He is bigger than us.; February 17, 2011 at 12:43 PM
TS Hendrik said...: That picture alone is priceless. I tried to take a picture yesterday that I would have given you for captioning but I only had a cell phone and it turned out pretty bad. But it was this great shot of a cat standing in the drivers window of my brother's truck.

Here's one for you, I've come to expect most animals get captioned by people in a sort of lol speak. Surely there must be an animal that speaks flawless English, which do you think it'd be?; February 17, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Kal said...: I only use LOL speak for the cats. All other animals - like my 'Animal Farm' posts speak the Queen's English.; February 17, 2011 at 1:11 PM
TS Hendrik said...: I wasn't referring to you specifically. I mean around the web most animals get lol speak. I just think there should be one animal that everyone can agree on speaks perfect English.

I'm also curious if other languages do lol speak in their tongue.; February 17, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Kal said...: That is funny. I have seen LOL cats in Spanish and I always wonder what the joke is or how my captions translate to people who do not have English as their first language.; February 17, 2011 at 1:28 PM
M. D. Jackson said...: Pigs always speak impeccably perfect Queen's English.

Really. I've heard them.

Stop looking at me like that.; February 17, 2011 at 2:06 PM
D.I. Felipe González said...: Cal, sometimes your jokes get lost in translation. You had to explain me what is a NOM, so now I understand that one.; February 17, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Unknown said...: I would not argue with that bird; February 17, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...: Must be a Walmart cashier.
xoRobyn; February 17, 2011 at 8:12 PM
Kal said...: Can't Be Robyn. Walmart HAS no cashiers, especially at Chrismahanukah.; February 18, 2011 at 1:15 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.