I always looked at the cows with a good deal of mistrust. It's only recently that I see all these stories about cows and how they are much smarter and more devious than we give them credit for.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
I hope Daisy's fame and cleverness ensure her a long and happy life.
I think the question is if they are for us, or for our enemies?
Debra - I hate to say it but I think poor Daisy is off to be the world's smartest hamburger.
And I am not sure T.S. These cows can go either way. I find they just slow down the procedures so it takes forever to get anything done.
But picture them with a diving helmet, going all double 'o' moo. Who would suspect them?
They do have that milked based teet propulsion system. I will keep my eyes open for them.
So NOW you are suspicious of the cows!
I always looked at the cows with a good deal of mistrust. It's only recently that I see all these stories about cows and how they are much smarter and more devious than we give them credit for.
You go, Daisy! I think all Daisies must be extra-smart.
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