But I want a SIMPLE girl, Belle. A girl of the LAND. Who hopefully will be so happy to be in a country where the toilet is INSIDE the house that she is forever grateful for the opportunity.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Socks are okay, but I don't do any funny business until I see a ring!
hahaha. I had a friend in college who loved knee high socks. She'd have gone cuckoo for coco puffs if she'd ever seen these.
You'll have to up the ante. I like shiny things.
But I want a SIMPLE girl, Belle. A girl of the LAND. Who hopefully will be so happy to be in a country where the toilet is INSIDE the house that she is forever grateful for the opportunity.
Did your friend wear them around and dance and prance and dance? Erik?
She said she loved to dance in empty museum parking lot after they closed. Sadly I never got to witness this.
Well, okay, but please throw in $10,000USSD, and some Frida Kahlo, Renoir, and Degas socks as well, please.
USSD is equivalent to United States Spectacular Discoballs.
SO I bring nothing to the table and once again have to pay for the priviledge of your attention.
But but but I need Discoballs....
are these discoballs going to be used for reasons that will require us to rinse them off afterwards. If so, marry me.
*winkwink nudgenudge*
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