WTF? No, Really, WTF?

Okay Planet Earth, you got me. Ha ha ha. I actually thought for a second that all the shit around me was real but obviously someone is making it all up for my amusement. The only problem is they forgot I am not a fucking moron so things like this political ad gets produced.

Who wouldn't stand up in the staff meeting and ask if MAYBE that smile at the end of the spot was a bit creepy? Who was the lunatic that approved this? WTF is with the smoking? WHAT is he smoking? This is the kind of stupid ass shit that I live for. I tell you this week has been gold and it's only Wednesday.