Friday, February 24, 2012

Another Reason Not To See 'Ghost Rider'

He pees fire. I was always told that burning urine was a sign of an STD. I would hate to see the toilet or tractor seat he got that VD from.

3 comments:

Will said...

The Kids in the Hall did this in Death Comes To Town, Mark McKinney plays Death and after a drunken night goes to a potential victims house and writes a threatening note on the lawn with...flames out of his penis

TotusMel said...

Oh, it was awesome....in a B movie, ridiculous way. Seriously I can make no argument that it was quality cinema, but I terribly entertained and never bored and that's all I can ask of the Rider.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I don't know why I hated it so much. Okay I know why but I usually give Cage a pass.