There should be some theme music whenever I start a new season of COPS. This is season 11. I have been working backwards. I can only imagine how trippy the earliest episodes are.
I have no fear or shame with my open love affair with this program. It's just goofy sometimes and gives me a whole new respect for anyone in law enforcement, especially first responders. They are a special breed that hold back the barbarians from the gates.
Plus they got at least ONE shirtless hillbilly getting tazed every couple episodes. I can watch that kind of comedy all day long especially when the 'accused' get belligerent and need a fresh charge from the gun.
What I have learned
*The more detailed the story, the more guilty the suspects is.
*Shirtless lunatic trumps any other kind of call, even a car chase with road spikes.
*If they HAVE the dog they will USE the dog.
*The presence of the camera will draw EVERY cop to even the most minor of scenes like a donut shop with a 2 for 1 sale bear claw sale.
*Flash grenade and tazer trumps just tazer any day.
*Sometimes waiting all day to talk down a lunatic IS a good idea and not a waste of everyone's valuable time.
*Disrespecting the female officers is never a winning move.
*I say that you should just shoot any large snake you come across but hey, you are the professionals.
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