Moose kill more people yearly than any other creature in Canada. They are at the perfect height to take out the whole top of a car if hit at the right speed.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
10 comments:
Those damn moose, always breaking things.
But then how will the moose get into the store?
They have to shop a the corner fruit cart. That what you get for being destructive.
This is what I love about Canada. One time a deer ran through the bingo parlor doors. I heard it was quite exciting.
Well she had to run into the building. She had a BINGO and you know if you don't call it right away some other bitch will walk off with YOUR money.
Like a moose in a china shop! Is this for real?
That must be Boris Badenoff's vehicle.
So Funny...Moose! Of course I've never seen one but I understand they can get pretty big.
Cheers mate
Teehee, Canadia is the land of awesome.
Moose kill more people yearly than any other creature in Canada. They are at the perfect height to take out the whole top of a car if hit at the right speed.
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