After 42 (cat) Years of loyalty, they let me go. I was the best damn mouse chaser they've ever had. But does that matter? No. But I got the last laugh. A few keystrokes, and I'm living the high life in Mexico on their dime. Just me, and that stupid gold watch they retired me with.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
12 comments:
He chases dogs. He's the worlds most interesting cat.
"I want to be at the feista that this hat is from, because it is having more fun than me right now."
After 42 (cat) Years of loyalty, they let me go. I was the best damn mouse chaser they've ever had. But does that matter? No. But I got the last laugh. A few keystrokes, and I'm living the high life in Mexico on their dime. Just me, and that stupid gold watch they retired me with.
My brand-new sombrero might be cuter than that one!
No salt no lime, just leave the bottle will ya buddy?
"Salucita de la buena, y que se haga sangre".
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, I shit in your shoes."
Debra, You get the prize from me. Big laugh on that one.
I'm telling you one minute he was there the next minute just a cloud of dust in the shape of a mouse...
I may be feline, but they still could have sprung for the good tequila! No, instead they make me wear this hat and think that'll make it all better...
My people are the best. Thanks to all the great people who participated.
"Seriously? No challengers?"
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