This Is Clear Abuse Of The Free Pickle Option At 7/11

This kind of thing could ruin it for the rest of us. Don't let them see you taking half the pickle bucket with you or they will start to supervise our condiment choices. I don't know what kind of rat meat they put in those dogs but at 2/$3 (with all the free mystery chili and space age processed cheeze product you want) they are a bargain that trumps their possible harmful effects on my digestive system.