Friday, May 18, 2012

Faux Cover I Most Want To See Become A Real Comic Book



7 comments:

Wildhermit said...

I think Tarzan can take him. He is nearly naked... when the sweat starts he will be really really tough to grapple. The Phantom.. all that cloth is going to suck :)

Wildhermit said...

Not to mention... Both men were straight... I say that only to point out the fact that Phantom has to fight a guy knowing that only a loincloth protects him from getting Tarzan junk in his face. Psychological warfare right there.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I hear ya. But when Tarzan's junk does brush against the Phantom it will either break the Phantom's spirit or give him super strength. We will never know until it happens.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

And don't even get me started on the 'casual swing' that Tarzan has to his step. It's all the attitude of free monkey love when you live in the jungle.

Wildhermit said...

Touche... I had not considered super powered rage from the junk slap.

Unknown said...

Am really surprised that these two have never met before.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Some issues are universal. And let me be clear. I am not enraged by Tarzan's penis touching someone. I am enraged that he would go out in the world without proper underpants. I know he was raised by apes but there are some standards that must be maintained if we wish to have a civilization.

Don't get me started on Doc Savage and those damn shirts of his.