Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: It May Be Fun But Is It SAFE?

Thursday, May 24, 2012

It May Be Fun But Is It SAFE?

10 comments:

Budd said...: as long as you can swim.; May 24, 2012 at 11:04 AM
TS Hendrik said...: The world is over regulated as it is. Who cares about how safe it is? I just want to play and to have a good time.; May 24, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I see too many chances for testicular damage.; May 24, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Sarah said...: If I were a guy, I'd be constantly worried about testicular damage.

But I agree with TS also--when I was little, you didn't worry about scraping your knee or breaking your head when riding your bike. You just wanted to ride!; May 24, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...: Where is that, Cal? And will you take me there? Don't worry, I'll watch your testicles. I mean, surely you can wear thick scuba gear or something.

xoRobyn; May 24, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Belle said...: I thought it was a Lego set or something. Nope, it is real and looks like a lot of fun. Too bad guys can't remove their junk when they do sports.; May 24, 2012 at 1:30 PM
DrGoat said...: Looks safe enough to me. Everything is too safe today, I agree. And Belle, that last remark made me twitch, and not in a good way.; May 24, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I am glad to hear that you have my testicular health first and foremost in your mind Robyn. You are one of the good ones.; May 24, 2012 at 3:33 PM
M. D. Jackson said...: My father lost a testicle while playing in the woods when he was 12 years old. He went on to have six children.

See, there's a reason why you got two of 'em. Man up, for cryin' out loud!; May 24, 2012 at 6:40 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Next you will be telling me I should keep a cell phone or a speed gun in my lap for 8 hours a day. I find your lack of concern for my testicles to be unnerving.; May 24, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.