I think Tarzan can take him. He is nearly naked... when the sweat starts he will be really really tough to grapple. The Phantom.. all that cloth is going to suck :)
Not to mention... Both men were straight... I say that only to point out the fact that Phantom has to fight a guy knowing that only a loincloth protects him from getting Tarzan junk in his face. Psychological warfare right there.
I hear ya. But when Tarzan's junk does brush against the Phantom it will either break the Phantom's spirit or give him super strength. We will never know until it happens.
And don't even get me started on the 'casual swing' that Tarzan has to his step. It's all the attitude of free monkey love when you live in the jungle.
Some issues are universal. And let me be clear. I am not enraged by Tarzan's penis touching someone. I am enraged that he would go out in the world without proper underpants. I know he was raised by apes but there are some standards that must be maintained if we wish to have a civilization.
Don't get me started on Doc Savage and those damn shirts of his.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I think Tarzan can take him. He is nearly naked... when the sweat starts he will be really really tough to grapple. The Phantom.. all that cloth is going to suck :)
Not to mention... Both men were straight... I say that only to point out the fact that Phantom has to fight a guy knowing that only a loincloth protects him from getting Tarzan junk in his face. Psychological warfare right there.
I hear ya. But when Tarzan's junk does brush against the Phantom it will either break the Phantom's spirit or give him super strength. We will never know until it happens.
And don't even get me started on the 'casual swing' that Tarzan has to his step. It's all the attitude of free monkey love when you live in the jungle.
Touche... I had not considered super powered rage from the junk slap.
Am really surprised that these two have never met before.
Some issues are universal. And let me be clear. I am not enraged by Tarzan's penis touching someone. I am enraged that he would go out in the world without proper underpants. I know he was raised by apes but there are some standards that must be maintained if we wish to have a civilization.
Don't get me started on Doc Savage and those damn shirts of his.
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