Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas To All You Humans Out There

 
And only 365 more days left before the end of the NEXT war on Christmas. Thank you Fox News for your usual brand of holiday joy. Look, Christmas happened despite all your fears. I hope you just don't get a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas but a whole stocking full of coal. It's easier to beat you to death later in the day if I have a hefty sock full of rocks at my disposal.
 

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Now that they've lost the War on Gays, I guess the War on Christmas will be what they use to whip up their people and keep them donating to the cause.

Kal said...

Yeh, when UTAH bows to gay marriage it's all over. I think those Mormons took a good look at their boys and figured a few of them might not play for their team. Imagine being a gay Mormon, all that stuff about family and children and you have to repress who you really are? Insanity.

david_b said...

Naaah, we haven't lost the war on Gays. We love 'em, just not approving the lifestyle.

Y'know, Biblical stuff and all.

Wings1295 said...

Happiest of Holidays to you, Cal!

DrGoat said...

I'm off making any relevant comments till the new year. Hope everyone has a great year...I'm hoping for a better one than 2013. It was good but a lot of bad too. This getting old thing's got to stop.
PS david, I like the Yellow Submarine Paul.

notaleftie said...

You need more leftie whining about Fox News.