I already have it written. Peter get's saddled with Grumpy cat when they both get left behind after a Game of Thrones convention and they have to get to New York in five days. Grumpy won't fly you see so Peter has to negotiate his way with his voice and skills but learns that Grumpy Cat too has charms that make their adventure more fun. I think of it as Milo and Otis Part Deux.
I say first we shoot for the stars and we give it to Scorcese. He has been looking for a comedy for years. Or the guy that did Midnight Express with Deniro. I want something edgy but cute. I want the conversation in the dessert where Grumpy cat just looks at Dinklage and Dinklage loses it as he realizes he is stuck with this grumpy cat.
Then the biker gang who are HUGE Grumpy Cat fans show up. They however have lots of problems with Game of Thrones and pepper Dinklage with questions where he has to make up most of the stuff because he has no idea what it's all about. It's a winner I tell you. Wait until Slash and Betty White show up.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Gawd, I'd pay good money to see that!
I already have it written. Peter get's saddled with Grumpy cat when they both get left behind after a Game of Thrones convention and they have to get to New York in five days. Grumpy won't fly you see so Peter has to negotiate his way with his voice and skills but learns that Grumpy Cat too has charms that make their adventure more fun. I think of it as Milo and Otis Part Deux.
Not even a new Star Wars movie could compete with this duo's appeal. Who would you see directing this soon to be classic?
I say first we shoot for the stars and we give it to Scorcese. He has been looking for a comedy for years. Or the guy that did Midnight Express with Deniro. I want something edgy but cute. I want the conversation in the dessert where Grumpy cat just looks at Dinklage and Dinklage loses it as he realizes he is stuck with this grumpy cat.
Then the biker gang who are HUGE Grumpy Cat fans show up. They however have lots of problems with Game of Thrones and pepper Dinklage with questions where he has to make up most of the stuff because he has no idea what it's all about. It's a winner I tell you. Wait until Slash and Betty White show up.
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