I'd buy ya Molson XXX (or your drink of choice) and sit down and discuss how weird/awesome it was to grow up in the 70s and 80s. Then we can compare notes on our favorite bits of Strange Stories and Amazing Facts.
We would recite, out loud, 'Lo, there do I see my father. Lo there I see my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there I do see the line of my people..back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me to take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever. And then some Old Toby and ice cream. Maybe some Old Toby first.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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... I'd give you some of those Hostess Fruit Pies you crave.
Oh you are one of the good ones.
I'd buy ya Molson XXX (or your drink of choice) and sit down and discuss how weird/awesome it was to grow up in the 70s and 80s. Then we can compare notes on our favorite bits of Strange Stories and Amazing Facts.
Kick you in the gonads and run away with all your stuff!
go for chicken wings, beer and a long conversation about all the things these silly humans do.
. . . we'd go for a donut at the Donut Mill. To hell with the calories!
Give you a hug.
We would sit down have some Hostess Fruit Pies and discuss things like Big Jim and the 1970s/80s.
We'd light toke up a bit of the old Toby and sit in in for a 80's horror film marathon..
we would exchange a knowing nod and keep walking past each other.
It would be an honor good Sir.... and we would have great conversations over ice cream..
We would recite, out loud, 'Lo, there do I see my father. Lo there I see my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there I do see the line of my people..back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me to take my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.
And then some Old Toby and ice cream. Maybe some Old Toby first.
Give you a high five and go get some food, over which we can discuss women, pop culture, and other things that sometimes try men's souls.
I imagine it would be like when Wayne and Garth met Alice Cooper
We'd be best buds
It would be like Smokey and the Bandit... racing across country to get all that bear.
Jeremy
It would be really hours of talking all the things we enjoy from toys, films and well heck everything.
I too would share my secret passion of Apple Fruit Pies.
"It's a love men dare not speak of.."
Then on to cigars and brandy.
1) Ask to touch your beard.
2) Give you Selena Gomez's secret email address. You can't have Kat Dennings' address, though. She's mine!
3) Give you a special octopus-killing Nerf gun.
Thank you my friends. All would be great ways to spend the time.
I'd realize it ten minutes after I passed you with a mere nod, because I'm a dumbass.
Well, to be fair, I have lost my glow.
You'll never lose your glow, sir.
That and wrinkles stay forever.
... we would talk non-stop for hours- of that I'm certain!
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