Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: True Story

Sunday, June 28, 2015

True Story

Yesterday was hot one at the Cave of Cool. Temperatures in excess of 30 degrees Celcius. To those two countries in the world not yet on the Metric System, that is more than 100 F. I went to take the paper box to the back fence and I almost burned my feet on the GRASS. It's the abode of the Devil out there. Then as I am going into the house I look at my neighbors. Nice people. They were outside in the hottest part of the afternoon tending a HUGE fire around their new fire pit. I just looked at them and whispered to myself - "EL DIABLO!"

Osoyoos? The Gateway to Hell.

Who knew?

6 comments:

j-swin said...: It's crazy hot here in Florida yet we still see dumbasses in jeans and hoodies...dumbasses.; June 28, 2015 at 2:51 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: It's so friggin hot I broke down and shaved my legs so I could wear shorts and be cooler.; June 28, 2015 at 3:42 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: That must have been a two day operation unless you just went below the knees.; June 28, 2015 at 4:23 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: I did the whole leg, man. All or nothing, that's me.; June 28, 2015 at 8:24 PM
DrGoat said...: Hey, it's been 108 degrees here in Tucson for 2 weeks now. It's not even a dry heat since the monsoons are rolling in. Join the club.; June 29, 2015 at 7:38 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: That would be so monstrously uncomfortable.; June 29, 2015 at 8:41 AM

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