Tibor's Tractor, Hey Yorgi. Don't give the Uzbeks matches and watch that they don't drink your battery fluid. 'Look at Yuri's new Potempkins." "Oh you workers."
I miss those times during the end of the Cold War when Russia tried to get all hip and Westernized. Oh boy it was sad most of the time. Except for Yakov Shmirnof. That guy was a genius.
Woody Tobias Jr....that was inspired characterizations. They just went full retard with most of their concepts. Tex and Edna Boyle. Oh and of course KING OF THE POPES...their most genius bit ever. I still can do that final soliloquy. I used to be asked by my buddies girlfriend to do it for her when we were out. It was my favorite performance...
"When I was Pope I made you King. When I was King I made you Pope. I love you my King. I love you my Pope BUT I LOVE ENGLAND MORE AND THAT'S WHY I AM KING OF THE POPES!!!"
It is great. I taped every episode on BETA and watched it over and over again. That early stuff was so cheap but they did so much with what they had just by good writing. All The Long Leggedy Beasties.
I have a sense of Edmonton streets and parks and the rest of the cityscape just from watching the episodes over and over.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the joke with Woody Tobias, Jr. is that he actually looks like that (meaning, the "Bruno" appearance isn't makeup).
Joe Flahrety did this Salvador Dali bit that we would laugh our asses off acting out while pulling all nighters in college. Yeh, I could watch a ton of that stuff. I should choose a day and post some of my favorite bits.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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They won the writing Emmy on that one. An absolute classic.
I take a backseat to no-one in my SCTV fandom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_fAAO_A5Y
lots of these
having been in russia in 1980s ppl will never have a clue what it was like
Tibor's Tractor, Hey Yorgi. Don't give the Uzbeks matches and watch that they don't drink your battery fluid. 'Look at Yuri's new Potempkins." "Oh you workers."
I miss those times during the end of the Cold War when Russia tried to get all hip and Westernized. Oh boy it was sad most of the time. Except for Yakov Shmirnof. That guy was a genius.
"Cameraman! Shoot shoes!"
"You lose...Comrade."
Eugene Levy's stern facial expression as he turns down a second vodka in the "It's after the job" ad.
And of course the entire endgame plot with Dr. Tongue, Bruno (excuse me: "Woody Tobias, Jr.") and "Red Rooster"'s space mission. Brilliant!
Woody Tobias Jr....that was inspired characterizations. They just went full retard with most of their concepts. Tex and Edna Boyle. Oh and of course KING OF THE POPES...their most genius bit ever. I still can do that final soliloquy. I used to be asked by my buddies girlfriend to do it for her when we were out. It was my favorite performance...
"When I was Pope I made you King. When I was King I made you Pope. I love you my King. I love you my Pope BUT I LOVE ENGLAND MORE AND THAT'S WHY I AM KING OF THE POPES!!!"
I love anything that involved Dave Thomas' schtick about how Richard Harris did nothing but alternate between the high and low voices.
I had no idea we had this in common! Great.
It is great. I taped every episode on BETA and watched it over and over again. That early stuff was so cheap but they did so much with what they had just by good writing. All The Long Leggedy Beasties.
They did most of their best work in Edmonton which is where I went to University in the 80s.
I have a sense of Edmonton streets and parks and the rest of the cityscape just from watching the episodes over and over.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the joke with Woody Tobias, Jr. is that he actually looks like that (meaning, the "Bruno" appearance isn't makeup).
Joe Flahrety did this Salvador Dali bit that we would laugh our asses off acting out while pulling all nighters in college. Yeh, I could watch a ton of that stuff. I should choose a day and post some of my favorite bits.
Now a real question for you Jordan. Tell me what you know of the Last Polka. We'll see how smart you are.
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