I Could Have Done A Nice Post and Tell A Beautiful Funny Story About When I Was A Teacher And We Made A Haunted House Made Of Ginger Bread...

 

But it was horrific and required us to SHELAC or pieces of gingerbread to give them rigidity and strength. Well to last long enough to Gorilla Glue them together then spray pain with place lead infused spray pain from Liquidation World. Then we stuffed the whole thing with asbestos which we all took turns deeply inhaling. Then we glued Candy on it and did piping with icing sugar to paint this with colorful and seemingly edible accessories.

Of course no one could eat it because it was toxic by the lowest of measuring standards. It would kill a grown man or three toddlers. I was embarrassed to display it with my class of special ed students but we won the prize.

Gingerbread houses are meant to be edible. I betrayed that rule for my own ego and to win a pizza  party for my class. If you really want the truth. That pizza tasted bitter going down. Bitter because I knew the fraud I committed on that day.

SEE...NOW THERE IS A LOST FREAKIN POST THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IF I HAD THESE PICTURES YESTERDAY!!