Faux Diety Action Figure Of The Week

 

Don't get me wrong. I am a big fan of this Jeebus. Loves me some Jeebus. Hated what they did to him. He had a lot of good ideas. He also invented the most comfortable style of summer footwear, the sandal or as we called them as kids, JESUS BOOTS. I would never have this piece in my collection. I have an action figure of JOHN A. FREAKIN' Macdonald and Wilfred Laurier (figures of our first and 7th Prime Ministers - who DOES that?) so I know about crappy figures as much as good ones but even I have my limits. I don't have a OUIJA board for the same reason. It's all just bad JU JU.

 

 

No one can ever claim that my collection doesn't have depth.