Wednesday, March 22, 2017

You Are Not Fooling Anyone

 
Why cant I just use Mayo, Thousand Island dressing and Tartar sauce?
 

12 comments:

j-swin said...

It is NOT just thousand island dressing! I've had both and there is a definite difference, thousand island is ok but BigMac sauce is made from stolen orphan dreams and angel tears.

j-swin said...

At least that crooked assed McCheese isn't lurking about.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Do you think all kids on those thousand islands have parents. No they don't. Same thing. And McCheese donated all his profits from this product to those same poor orphans who produce the tears. That's just the kind of man he is. He's the anti-Trump.

j-swin said...

Balderdash!!!! He's been photographed rubbing elbows with the great pumpkin and there was even a big sack with a dollar sign on it in the mix. Money changed hands my friend.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

McCheese bought stock in McDonald's early on. He has no need for your filthy money. Wouldn't soil his hands with it. He just wants he tiny little fiefdom to be safe and free from the kind of accusations that the Fake Media throws about. You just want to hate on him because he's rich and does good with his money. Unlike your hero Donald Trump. Plus you wish you too had a head shaped like a cheeseburger.

Super-Duper ToyBox said...

ha ha :D

j-swin said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, trump is NOT my hero. Second, everyone knows McCheese embezzled his fortune by taking it out of the sick kids jars at the McDonald's register.

DrGoat said...

I'm with j-swim on this one.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

My own Arizona Brother turns on me? I am woozy but not on the ropes yet. I refer to McCheese's lawyer for an explanation of that 'register' incident. All I will say is that it involves a time travelling evil version of our beloved public servant.

DrGoat said...

I did it for the Gipper. It won't happen again. Personally, I'm in Scrooge McDuck's camp, a professional provocateur. Our vault of gold is not yet full to the brim.

j-swin said...

Of course!!! I should have known from the goatee and eyepatch.

DrGoat said...

Made me laugh. Thanks.