Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Why Can't That Stupid Facebook Robot Figure Out I Am A Boy And Not A Girl. I Mean CALVIN Is A Boy's Name And I Hoped The Heavy Beard Would Tip You Stupid Idiots Off.

Friday, June 2, 2017

Why Can't That Stupid Facebook Robot Figure Out I Am A Boy And Not A Girl. I Mean CALVIN Is A Boy's Name And I Hoped The Heavy Beard Would Tip You Stupid Idiots Off.

Calvin, your friends know you better than you know yourself! You're truly special and have many different talents. You're not easily predictable and often surprise your friends! You're an inspiration!

I just want to shoot myself.

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...: You're not hiding a transgender secret from us, are you?; June 2, 2017 at 11:08 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I wish. Have you see those wonder woman boots. I would love to wear them but I am more the bearded lady in the circus.; June 2, 2017 at 11:11 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Just remember, Cal, you can wear whatever the hell you want in the privacy of your own home. That's all I'm sayin'.; June 2, 2017 at 12:04 PM
j-swin said...: Why are you arguing with a computer? They're not going to care if you're a boy or girl, they just want you dead.; June 2, 2017 at 1:34 PM
Dr. Theda said...: Try getting stuck with a name like "Stacey"... (and last name "Lemmon"... French,... meaning "Prostitute, Harlot or Whore"...)
Could always be worse...; June 2, 2017 at 6:37 PM