Thursday, September 28, 2017

I Have No Doubt That He Will Ruin Halloween For All Of Us Like He Ruins Everything Else

You know damn well he has never stood at the door and given out candy to the kids because children who beg are losers. And he would only give out Trump brand boxes of raisins. If he lived in my neighborhood and did that to me and my friends we would have started a trash and rag fire in his basement. I am not a fire bug. I just think that someone should look out for the children.  You gotta stop that raisin bullshit right quick before it becomes a trend and I am prepared to go militant to keep that from coming to pass.

 

5 comments:

JDsivraj said...

He's an economic, cultural, and psychological alien compared to most of the U.S. population and human race.

DrGoat said...

I've gotten to the point that I can't even stomach the sight of him or his cabinet members. Sauron and his ring wraiths had nothing on this pack of evil SOBs.

j-swin said...

Raisins are bad but we had an old lady who handed out pencils, and not even fun Halloween ones, just plain old yellow No. 2s

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That is cold, my brother. Well we know who gets the bag of flaming dog poop.

j-swin said...

Naw, she just had a shrub full of pencils.