I think I am going to lose my mind. This is NOT an Easy-Bake oven where you can EAT the creations that you bake. NO, it's a piece of shit that looks and acts and sounds like an Easy-Bake oven but only cooks or pretends to cook your PLAY-DOH. Of COURSE kids are going to eat each and every piece of Play-Doh that comes out of this microwave looking oven. Why couldn't you have made one that cooks little muffins that kids could eat? You corporate maniacs. I hope the first kid admitted to the hospital because they ate Play-Doh sues you into extinction. How did this get from design to production to sales without someone saying the words that I just wrote?? It astonishes me.
Also, I am so glad the EDITOR of this site saw fit to give this 4 out of 5 stars because even she wants to see children at the Play-Doh. I am surrounded by idiots. NOW do you all understand my rage and my pain?
At least she REMINDS children who can't read that they should NOT eat the Play-Doh. Oh well. That fixes everything. Walk away everyone. My bad. Nothing to see here.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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2 comments:
Just confirms the belief that I'm glad I grew up in the 50s-60s.
Nuff said.
We could eat what we cooked under a lightbulb back in our day. Then we'd play a nice game of SORRY.
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