This Show Only Ever Taught Me How Unimportant I Was As A Human Being

 

Because ever day that I watched a pre-schooler I would be a good boy just like DO BEE had taught me to be and I would listen when she told me to listen and when to sit down or to put my toys away. I did it all. But NEVER, not even ONCE did that bitch of a teacher ever look into her Magic Mirror and say that she could see me. I mean I was looking right at her. I would scream my name at the TV but she just ignored me and my intense need for her validation. Even as an adult when I would catch the end of the show while flipping channels she still had no idea or interest in who I was.

 

So fuck Romper Room