Another Meme About Me

• Favorite smell - lavander
• Favorite Pizza- extra cheese and pepperoni
• Favorite flower - Tulips - they are the first flowers of spring. If the tulip harvest is good the summer will be good. I plant bulbs every fall since I was a pre-teen and spent a few weeks in Holland with my sister and my Mother while my Dad was on NATO war games. The Cold War was no joke at the human, family level.
• Dog Breed- Pugs because they always look like they are laughing at me. I feel like a funny person to them. Better than being judged by a trilling cat. She just can't RELAX. Baroness Frosty needs to CHILL.
• Favorite foot attire - Sneakers
• Hair color - golden. But I never had good hair. I have an okay bald head so I am okay with losing my hair. Couldn't wait to shave my head. Cal doesn't do the combover.
• Favorite ice cream - Tiger Tiger because you have to go to a specialty ice cream shop to get it. I have one of those five minutes from my house that only opens from May to September but ice cream treats and cones that are to die for.
• Pet peeves- People who think the Octopus are our friends. They think all those spiked tentacles are there to just hug you tighter. They are not consuming you with their sharp beak but they are ripping you apart while they are doing it. Oh and I hate Nazis as well. Nazis deserve a beating.
• Shorts or jeans - Space station jump suit and white socks but I have said too much already.
• What are you listening to now - Howard Stern
• Color of your vehicle - don't have one
• Color of eyes -  blue, like the Fremen of Arakis
• Favorite Holiday - Krampusnacht
• Night owl or day person - Hello darkness my old friend.
• Favorite day of the week - Friday
• Nickname- Calvin. I have a name. What do I need with a Nickname? It's madness.
• Favorite music - Everything I ever consumed in the 70s, 80s and 90s, plus some of that old country and western albums. Except for Conway Twitty. I always hated that hillbilly retard. I just want to slap his smug, smug face.
• Do you like to cook - yes, I absorbed much of the Food Channel when my Father was alive. Learned alot from IRON CHEF which we both loved. The English translation of that show is magnificent to listen to.
• Beer or wine? - Beer is swill to my palette. Wine makes me giggle. Shut up.
• Can you drive a manual shift? - I learned on my 77 Volkswagon Beatle. I loved that car. Damn fine German engineering. The ONLY good thing the Nazis ever created. It's a genius vehicle. I want to have a punch buggy now. I also feel the need to punch a Nazi despite their efficient engineering skills.
• Do you work out? - Cal does not run, jump, or climb. Those things will kill a man my age and only the GODS should be able to kill a man my age.
• Do you like vegetables? - They are okay people. They don't make much conversation though. They just kinda lie there. What is the point? It's cruel to keep them living that kind of life. Must be a horror. OH...you meant the the food vegetables. My mistake.
• Do you wear glasses? - When I want to see sometimes.
• Favorite season? Fall