My Name Is Calvin And I Am A Problem Solver

 

 

The rules of politeness apply pretty much everywhere we go. This is especially important to remember when we’re on an airplane.
This unspoken rule of the skies (and the close quarters up there) may be why people are especially offended when someone does something rude like taking off their shoes or eating smelly food. Or, in this case, proceeding to brazenly pass gas, despite other passengers asking them to stop.

Last weekend, a Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing due to a fight that broke out between a man and the passengers sitting next to him. Despite their pleas, the man insisted on farting throughout the flight.

 

NOW MY SOLUTION

At some point everyone buckles in, the cabin door is opened, Mr Stinky is wooshed out of the cabin and no one ever talks about this again. Free drinks until the drinks run out. What the Captain doesn't know won't hurt him.