Okay, we saved the best for last. We guess. Here’s the joke that respondents on Wiseman’s survey found the most universally funny: “Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. ‘My friend is dead! What should I do?’ The operator replies, ‘Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he’s dead.’ There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, ‘Ok, now what?’”
About on the level of .... A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says why the long face? Maybe a little funnier. I know a really funny one concerning Jesus and Pinocchio, but it's a bit long.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead.
I once ruined a class for education with that one one day. Grade six. They couldn't learn because they were laughing to much. I mean pee yourself laughter. Must hve been my delivery.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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About on the level of .... A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says why the long face? Maybe a little funnier. I know a really funny one concerning Jesus and Pinocchio, but it's a bit long.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because it was dead.
I once ruined a class for education with that one one day. Grade six. They couldn't learn because they were laughing to much. I mean pee yourself laughter. Must hve been my delivery.
My fave joke concerns Jesus and bees but it's a visual joke so I can't show you the punchline here.
Same with my Jesus and Pinocchio joke. You need to see it.
You must have had one hell of a delivery on that one Cal.
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