If he's MOON Man then why is he not out there operating during a full moon? You would think that would be his 'thing'. But I guess he has time to waste.
I think it's the latter theory. Note the uncanny coincidence of his position to the globe next to him and then the moon out his window to the actual Earth. If he didn't just sit there reading his paper, imagine the cataclysmic tsunamis that would occur on Earth if he got up to pee. Better hold it until dawn, dude!
Oh stop. This guy is lamer than Bloor. He wears the cowl INSIDE the house. What, Alfredo doesn't know he's Moon Man so he has to protect his civilian identity. Or is it the other way around?
I'm in with the theory that he goes out when there's no moon. Notice you can't see what's going on with the bottom half of his outfit? I'll bet there's a moon down there.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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If you had such a natty costume, you'd wear it all round the house , wouldn't you?
And perhaps he only goes out when there's NO moon because he is "the moon"? Or something like that...
Or perhaps he was just caught up in an article in his paper and had lost track of time. It happens!
I think it's the latter theory. Note the uncanny coincidence of his position to the globe next to him and then the moon out his window to the actual Earth. If he didn't just sit there reading his paper, imagine the cataclysmic tsunamis that would occur on Earth if he got up to pee. Better hold it until dawn, dude!
Oh stop. This guy is lamer than Bloor. He wears the cowl INSIDE the house. What, Alfredo doesn't know he's Moon Man so he has to protect his civilian identity. Or is it the other way around?
Hey, that newspaper is not going to read itself, you know.
I'm in with the theory that he goes out when there's no moon. Notice you can't see what's going on with the bottom half of his outfit? I'll bet there's a moon down there.
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