Godzilla - King Of The Monsters And Why I Now Hate Milly Bobby Brown

Oh look, Milly Bobby Brown is making a last minutes escape. I suspect the first of about 15 such inhumanly close escapes that will stink up this poor excuse for a movie if the trailer is any indication of quality. Want to bet Milly Bobby Brown's character comes from a broken home or worse yet she is an orphan who hangs hangs around M.I.T. and just happens to PICK UP a vast education in all the complicated science she will need to save the day.

Then it only gets worse.

This may be the worst trailer for a major motion picture I have ever seen. I hate everything about it. I hate the Kaiju obscured by fog like I don't know WHAT THE FUCK RODAN LOOKS LIKE! I was offended by this trailer. How could you do this to me Milly Bobby Brown? You were 11 in Stranger Things. Couldn't you use your superpowers to make this  a better trailer?

 

Oh and did not ONE scientiest in a room full of smart people stand up and say that this 'IDEA' was bullshit. Okay, now I am angry that this whole movie got made. I hate the MUSIC. Did I mentiont the bullshit plan and the STUPID MUSIC? When the script says THIS IS THE ONLY WAY - run from the theatre. Oh and take that Milly Bobby Brown with you so she never acts again in such dreck. I hoped to see this kid for many years to come but now you and your stupid ass monster trailer has ended that dream.