I Refuse To Run From The TRUTH!

But I stopped being 'inspired' the moment that machete started cutting into puppet felt and didn't stop until the screaming in Mr. Dress-up's mind went away. He should have never dressed up as a member of the Viet Cong with clothing from his 'tickle trunk'. He might not have been holding the machete when he snapped if he had dressed as a sheep or a clown maybe. Who knows why he did what he did to those two workmates. Some say it was PTSD. Some say Casey and Finnegan were up t...o some shenanigans with Columbian drug lords and Dress-up came across their scheme to sell that poison to kids. We will never know the truth. All we know is that after that day nothing was ever the same. Excuses had to be made. Puppet stuffing had to be vacuumed up and everyone had to sign non-disclosure agreements. They buried the truth because it would have brought the whole country down. It's the darkest scandal of our past. I know what I know because I know it. That should be enough to convince you that it's the truth. Canadians have no reason to lie about such hurtful things. I refuse to keep my head buried in the sand.