I Warned You So Every Single Act Of Evil They Do From Now On Are On YOUR Souls!

There is evil here that does not sleep. I hate these guys. I have always hated them. What the hell are they suppose to be? They all wear the same kind of hats so that makes them a gang or organized group of some kind. What evil, embarrassing group would embrace these nitwits. Not one ounce of entertainment value could be rung from this drivel. The cartoons were bad, the live action show was bad, their music was bad and their comedy bits were anything but comedy. I judge people by how they feel about the Banana Splits. They are useless. Even their names are stupid. Have you ever heard about a kid named 'Fleegle'? No, you have not. Now they kill people so finally their whole concept makes SOME kind of sense. I will wait to see them all die horrible violent deaths in this movie but I will not watch it because my hate is pure.

You all know there is nothing I hate more than the Banana Splits and their horrible TV show. It has bad live action skits, bad serialized live action programs and lame cartoon. It was like what children's TV would look like in HELL.

And who the hell are these things. Are they employees of six flags. Why are they NEVER seen interacting with the paying public? Or are they all sex offenders who have retraining orders to stay at least 100 feet from all women, children or handicapped males?

This is the link to the MeTV page. I can't believe this B.S. I am convinced that this puff piece was written by people who have never seen the show. No matter what your childhood memories are of this abomination - WATCH it all as an adult and recoil in shame from the mess that is this program.

https://www.metv.com/lists/10-tra-la-la-true-facts-about-the-banana-splits

The nostalgia machine has turned the childhoods of people who grew up in the ’80s and ’90s into big business, but anyone younger than that has largely been left behind by the Funko Pop! industry for one simple reason: Stuff that kids liked in the ’80s and ’90s is super cool, but older stuff is sometimes weird and lame. Take, for example, the work of Sid and Marty Krofft, who pioneered a style of TV based around putting people in weird animal costumes that died out almost immediately once animation became cheaper and easier. Now, one of those shows is coming back, but since nobody cares about kids TV from the ’60s and ’70s, it’s being turned into a fucked-up horror movie for Syfy.

The lucky characters getting this revival are The Banana Splits, stars of the Banana Splits Adventure Hour, and a press release implies that they’re murderers now. The new horror movie version of The Banana Splits will air on Syfy at some point this year, and it concerns a little boy and his family who attend a taping of the Banana Splits TV show where things “take an unexpected turn” and “the body count quickly rises.” If we had to take a guess, we’d say that it sounds like Syfy took an unrelated pitch and brought in The Banana Splits when it realized that it was cheaper and easier than designing a whole new group of animal characters, but for all we know this will end up being a faithful resurrection of the Banana Splits canon. Surely someone out there is eager to see what Bingo, Fleegle, Snorky, and Drooper are up to.

https://news.avclub.com/remember-the-banana-splits-well-now-theyre-murderers-1832739879