Wednesday, February 20, 2019

No Doubt He Is Currently In Hell Frowning About The Temperature Of The Room

All I think about it at this moment is how close I came to killing this monster many times throughout the decades. He once survived my sword on wet rocks under a waterfall so the son of a bitch had an uncanny ability to survive up until this week. It is said to be proud of your enemy and celebrate his achievements and I had no greater enemy than Karl Lagerfeld. Such a pretentious prig who tried to make Cara Delevigne a 'thing'. I am happy to have outlived this maniac. For all the power he had in fashion can you tell me ONE thing he innovated? If you say 'black gloves with black clothing' I will take those gloves and slap you across the face with them.
 
 
 
Lousy fashion thug.
 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

But he always said such nice things about YOU, Cal!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

All lies. And said with a condesending German accent.