Struck Me Funny - Fan Petitions

Because I hate Moby Dick SO much. I was famous as a young student for throwing that paperback across the classroom while audibly letting out a sound of frustration and disgust. My teacher told me to pick up the book three times. Each time I said NO. It was a terrible book and I was done reading that garbage. Then he said 'Okay, then you don't see the movie'. My reply was a very indignant....

"THERE IS A MOVIE????"