Once again you Hillbillies are there for his to cheat, steal from and butt fuck which you Hillbillies will proudly let him do because he's the best buttfuking president ever.
Only Ivanka was brave enough to seal a Red Coat airplane so she could successfully lead Washingon's army across the Potomic, With her bravery and skill we would all be speaking British now.
The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
by Lauren Tousignant
When the British marched through Terminal 2 and stopped to ask if they could order from the Delta Sky Club Menu, the Minutemen attacked from the CIBO Express. When they marched through the airport’s largest terminal, T4, our brave army men took them down hidden among the dozens of airlines and thousands of travelers rushing to make their last-minute gate change. When the Redcoats made it through the international gate at Terminal 1, the guerrilla war men surprised them from behind the racks of Saint Laurent clothing and displays of Coach handbags. Luxury goods that the British generals would predictably stop for — King George III would have gone absolutely mad for the Hermes Crocodile Himalayan Birken bag.
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