I sometimes feel like we live in the alternate reality from Back to the Future II, with Trump playing the part of Biff Tannen. Can somebody please get in the DeLorean and go back to 1989, punch this fat fuck in the face and steal his copy of Mein Kampf (on tape of course, this fucker doesn't know how to read), so that the future can go back to what it was supposed to be?
I feel like I am shifting through realities trying to find the one where Trump is not President so I can be reminded what it used to be life when we lived in Sane Town and not Crazy Town...where I feel like I should be running for mayor.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
Batshit crazy bingo card, LOL!
No way could we see half this shit coming.
I sometimes feel like we live in the alternate reality from Back to the Future II, with Trump playing the part of Biff Tannen. Can somebody please get in the DeLorean and go back to 1989, punch this fat fuck in the face and steal his copy of Mein Kampf (on tape of course, this fucker doesn't know how to read), so that the future can go back to what it was supposed to be?
I feel like I am shifting through realities trying to find the one where Trump is not President so I can be reminded what it used to be life when we lived in Sane Town and not Crazy Town...where I feel like I should be running for mayor.
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