Thursday, August 13, 2020

The Library Called And They Want Your Momma To Return This Filthy Book She Keeps Taking Out


4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Dick Schlong-Johnson may have written the book, but did Loreena Bobbitt do the photo for the cover?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

SHE DROVE AROUND WITH IT FOR AN HOUR BEFORE TOSSING IT OUT. A cop found it and put it in an ice cup. Even if I saw it I would say I didn't so I didn't have to pick it up.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I would have thrown it in a nearby river or lake so fish would eat the evidence.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I think a womanw who drives around with a severed penis is not all in her right mind.