Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: When I Think I Think Of Tink

Thursday, August 11, 2022

When I Think I Think Of Tink

7 comments:

j-swin said...: Didn’t she try to poison Wendy?; August 11, 2022 at 5:48 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: minor personality conflict; August 11, 2022 at 6:44 PM
j-swin said...: Sounds like premeditated assault to me.; August 12, 2022 at 7:01 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: she has issues of her own that poor Tink. She loves a boy who would rather play with the other boys and then some GIRL gets the attention she has been seeking from that troublemakimg Pan. She snapped. You would have snapped too.; August 12, 2022 at 8:30 AM
j-swin said...: No. I don’t buy it. She got a small taste of excitement at an early age when she choked a lady bug on the playground and had been looking for that high ever since. She saw her opportunity with an unsuspecting limey bird and didn’t hesitate. Cold, calculated and in complete control.; August 12, 2022 at 7:17 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I have court experts that will argue the opposite if this case ever goes to trial and the fact that Tink 'got away with it', and no one came knocking on her door to arrest her says everything. Cute girls can get away with anything.; August 13, 2022 at 7:22 AM
j-swin said...: Cute or no, she “got away with it” cuz her daddy has been slipping bribes to that dirty as hell Mayor McCheese and officer big mac has been getting his beak wet for years to look the other way. The whole damn system is set up to tip the scales (literally) in “princesses” favors since the beginning of time because everyone knows the Bell family is a pack of cold blooded killers. Her only mistake was not taking into account Wendy’s high tolerance for laudanum being a victorian age party girl.; August 13, 2022 at 12:47 PM

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I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

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So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

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