Totally Lame

First of all this MULTI-TOOL has no tin foil or bubble gum attatched. Here I was thinking it was a very cool 100 in one tool with the double magnifying glasses for that wild fire that scares the bears and squirrels away when I am lost in the woods. Also a saw capable of bringing a mighty oak down or severing a snake bit leg might be more helpful in an emergency situation. But no, we get a paper clip that can hold my important papers together so that I don't lose any. Thanks for helping save the world buddy.